" tea party "

 [ "tea party" ]

1: A right wing movement that actually helps democrats more than they help republicans.

  * e.g.,  ... Tim: Dude this is awesome the Guy Ted Cruz and the tea party supported won the primary. Republican: Great now all the moderate voters are going to vote democrat because of your extremism. 

 [ "tea party" ]

1: White trash identity politics, circa 2009-2010. This movement features the isolated and ignorant boldly and proudly acting as vassals for a small group of cynical thieves, like the Koch brothers (whose own younger brother has accused of being criminals).

  * e.g.,  ... Every moron in the Tea Party is interested in impoverishing themselves, as long as it keeps the Kochs, Rupert Murdoch, and other criminals rich and keeps minorities poor. 

 [ "tea party" ]

1: Where white people from all walks of intolerant society gather to draw hitler mustaches on pictures, make effigies of black people hanging, show off their illegal guns, and whine about other bs.

  * e.g.,  ... billy bob: hey der, u goin tur da tea party tommorow? joe dirt: heck yea deey tuk urr jerrrbs!!!! 

 [ "tea party" ]

1: A gathering of two or more occupied police cars perpendicular to the road. Usually the cars are facing opposite directions, so the officers could feasibly talk to each other. The implication is that if two or more police officers are hanging out together and apparently not doing anything, they can't be doing anything worth the taxpayers' money...short of enjoying a short break with tea and crumpets, of course. What else could they be doing?

  * e.g.,  ... I was driving down the road and I passed a tea party. Those cops must not have anything better to do. 

 [ "tea party" ]

1: A group of people who are ineffectual at their job because they are not paying attention to what they are supposed to be doing

  * e.g.,  ... The outfielders didn't catch the pop fly because they were standing around having a tea party. 

 [ "tea party" ]

1: A party of people sipping tea.

  * e.g.,  ... When he's done, you say "oh what a lovely tea party". 

 [ "tea party" ]

1: The Greek military police's name for beating of a prisoner by a group of military police using thier fists.

  * e.g.,  ... The ESA (Army Police Corps) from 1967 to 1974 used many different methods of torture including, "tea party" and "tea party with toast". 

 [ "tea party" ]

1: The kind of ineffectual corporate meeting that reminds me of how my kindergarten girl friends would get together with thier fake tea pot and cups. Drink fake tea. Pretend to be grown-ups. Give each other fake complements. And tell fake stories.

  * e.g.,  ... Jeff - Hey Bill, did you notice that Michael has set up another one of his tea parties for next Wednesday to talk about improving the deployment process? 

 [ "tea party" ]

1: weed smokeout. Associated terms include "tea kettle" for bong, "tea leaves" for weed, and "brewing" for smoking.

  * e.g.,  ... "shit son, let's have a tea party" 

 [ "tea party" ]

1: when a group of people get together to gossip or talk about drama

  * e.g.,  ... Who invited you to the tea party?